Well now,…

•August 7, 2008 • 2 Comments

… my lazy ass really has been outta touch. And there is a reason. A very important one: I am a loser.

Yes, internetz (read Chrissy’s blog), I have been squandering all of my very valuable time on one thing. World of Warcraft.

Some of you may react to this in shock, repulsed by the words that conjure up images of booger-eating D&D playing dorks. Just because I used to be one of tho I have never been like that and never will be. WoW is an amazing place where I’ve made plenty of friends.

Also, everybody I know is on vacation and I’m fucking BORED.

I’ve got a level 40 Human Paladin, and it’s fun. If you wanna spend any time talking to me, or just wanna try out the game everybody’s playing, you should come join in the fun.

BUT!! But, people, if you do choose to squander your otherwise pointless lives on this game, CONTACT ME FIRST. Allow me to send you an invite, because if I do, and you choose to play, *I* get a free month of playtime, and, if you choose to play for two months, I get a free mount.

And no, it’s not what you’d think if you read that word on Stoogepie’s page. You’ll have to come play to find out, won’t you?

Vaaaaa-aaaans!

•July 12, 2008 • 1 Comment


Finally got these pics up. Now I just have to make that new comic soon.

Song of the day: The Trooper by Iron Maiden

SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME HAPPY BIRTHDAY POST!!!!!!

•July 5, 2008 • 5 Comments

Well, yesterday was my birthday, and now I’m finally 17. Damn. Doesn’t feel much different, does it? I figured it’d feel at least a little different, but oh well. I went out with some friends and we partied till God-knows-when in the morning on the 2nd, and then on the 3rd my extended family came over and we had another party (a much calmer one though, consisting of brisket and Rock Band). In a couple of weeks, I’ll be going out with some other friends for pizza, Hellboy II: The Golden Army, and some other as yet undecided movie. Oh, yeah, and, I GOT THE VANS I WANTED WOOHOOOOOO!!!! I’ll post pics of them later. I also got 85 dollars, which is pretty good for me. I’ve got some pics for you all to slide down your eye-throats.

My last…

•June 28, 2008 • 3 Comments

…day of school pics have finally been uploaded to my laptop and I can finally share them with You All. Click on them for descriptions.

I haven’t really…

•June 23, 2008 • 7 Comments

…blogged in a while, because I’ve been at that Missouri S&T program for the last week. We did some crazy engineering shit. Here’s the best stuff without punctuation to facilitate the typing: we soldered together an led dice we poured molten aluminum into handmade molds to make paperweights we irradiated metal at the campus nuclear reactor we built casings so that our eggs would survive 3-meter drops we did a research project and an essay both of which I won first place on we went on a photo scavenger hunt we thought we would get killed by tornadoes (fucking mid-west) we watched south park we walked all-over everywhere we took a look at human-powered vehicles and I almost got my ass ran over by the director of the summer programs while operating above-mentioned human-powered vehicles and we did a bunch of other things that I’ll talk about later. Peace out.

Song of the day: Transilvania by Iron Maiden
Chuck Norris fact: Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool’s head off.

I am…

•June 8, 2008 • 1 Comment

…a crazy mothah-fuckah! Exempt from every damn one of my finals, ’cause I’m that damn good. Sorry I haven’t posted in a while; haven’t made time to do so. Been swimming with my buddies the last couple of days. I’ll have pics and stuff of the last day of school pretty soon; haven’t made time to do that, either. Wow, I love Sonic’s Route 44 Dr. Pepper. In response to Stoogepie’s earlier comments (which I forgot to comment back on), yes, I have smoked dope (four times), and yes, I’ve gotten laid (twice). It’s the twenty-first-friggin’ century, man. My friend banged his best friend’s cousin when he was 14. Get with the times. Anyway, revised birthday wish list time now (hoping my mom gets me this stuff): Iron Maiden shoes, Iron Maiden shirt, and Full Metal Alchemist bag. More news later; ciao!

Song of the Day: Mother Russia by Iron Maiden
Chuck Norris joke of the day: The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

I wanna…

•May 29, 2008 • 5 Comments

…apologize again for cutting the comic off so suddenly. No time, y’know? Anyway, finals start monday (although I know I’m exempt from all but two (out of seven); not sure about those two yet) and I’ve made a decision. I don’t know if I mentioned it in a post before or not, but I’ve decided to get a double major in engineering and japanese studies at *Undecided College*, and so I’ve started to learn Japanese (effective earlier this afternoon). I’ve been reading a page online, and later I’ll post the typed notes I’ve made to clarify it for myself. I know English and Spanish already, so I figure being trilingual should be pretty cool. Ciao ciao!

Song of the day: Symphony of Destruction by Megadeth
Chuck Norris joke of the day: There are no races: just countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.