…a crazy mothah-fuckah! Exempt from every damn one of my finals, ’cause I’m that damn good. Sorry I haven’t posted in a while; haven’t made time to do so. Been swimming with my buddies the last couple of days. I’ll have pics and stuff of the last day of school pretty soon; haven’t made time to do that, either. Wow, I love Sonic’s Route 44 Dr. Pepper. In response to Stoogepie’s earlier comments (which I forgot to comment back on), yes, I have smoked dope (four times), and yes, I’ve gotten laid (twice). It’s the twenty-first-friggin’ century, man. My friend banged his best friend’s cousin when he was 14. Get with the times. Anyway, revised birthday wish list time now (hoping my mom gets me this stuff): Iron Maiden shoes, Iron Maiden shirt, and Full Metal Alchemist bag. More news later; ciao!
Song of the Day: Mother Russia by Iron Maiden
Chuck Norris joke of the day: The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.


