I am…

•June 8, 2008 • 1 Comment

…a crazy mothah-fuckah! Exempt from every damn one of my finals, ’cause I’m that damn good. Sorry I haven’t posted in a while; haven’t made time to do so. Been swimming with my buddies the last couple of days. I’ll have pics and stuff of the last day of school pretty soon; haven’t made time to do that, either. Wow, I love Sonic’s Route 44 Dr. Pepper. In response to Stoogepie’s earlier comments (which I forgot to comment back on), yes, I have smoked dope (four times), and yes, I’ve gotten laid (twice). It’s the twenty-first-friggin’ century, man. My friend banged his best friend’s cousin when he was 14. Get with the times. Anyway, revised birthday wish list time now (hoping my mom gets me this stuff): Iron Maiden shoes, Iron Maiden shirt, and Full Metal Alchemist bag. More news later; ciao!

Song of the Day: Mother Russia by Iron Maiden
Chuck Norris joke of the day: The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees.

I wanna…

•May 29, 2008 • 5 Comments

…apologize again for cutting the comic off so suddenly. No time, y’know? Anyway, finals start monday (although I know I’m exempt from all but two (out of seven); not sure about those two yet) and I’ve made a decision. I don’t know if I mentioned it in a post before or not, but I’ve decided to get a double major in engineering and japanese studies at *Undecided College*, and so I’ve started to learn Japanese (effective earlier this afternoon). I’ve been reading a page online, and later I’ll post the typed notes I’ve made to clarify it for myself. I know English and Spanish already, so I figure being trilingual should be pretty cool. Ciao ciao!

Song of the day: Symphony of Destruction by Megadeth
Chuck Norris joke of the day: There are no races: just countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Well, this is how it is.

•May 24, 2008 • 1 Comment

I’ve got a lot of stuff going on and coming up pretty soon here. I’ve gotta study for finals, finish a research paper, make a kingdom animalia booklet, and find time to cook some Tortilla a la Espanola for my Spanish class. Then, when summer starts, I’m going to get a job, head to Rolla, Missouri for a week-long summer college program, celebrate my birthday (which is on July 4th; congratulate me when it comes), visit my great-aunt and -uncle in North Carolina, and go to the University of Houston Downtown for a three-week-long summer college program, and then start school again as a junior. So, I think the whole web-comic thing is pretty much shot down right now. I dunno when I’ll start posting comics again, but for now, I’ll just be posting blogs.

Song of the Day – Demolition Lovers by My Chemical Romance
Chuck Norris fact of the day – Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

Comic 04: The arrival (part 1)

•May 20, 2008 • 1 Comment

Sorry if y’all dislike the upcoming storyline; it was the only thing I could think of that wouldn’t be hard to make new comics for. Not a lot of time, y’know? Anyways, not much going on with me right now, although finals are coming up. I may get exempt from them; we’ll see, I guess. Nothin’ to rant about at the moment really, just the comic. Ciao!

Song of the day: Blood brothers by Iron Maiden.

Chuck fact: Chuck Norris doesn’t kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris kills all birds, with two stones. The ones in his pants.

Not really that funny #3: The beginning.

•May 19, 2008 • 4 Comments

Us wacky kids and our wacky comics, eh? That’s not his blood, just so you know. More to come! I’ll leave a longer post later as I get to it. Make sure you catch my other post from today below; I write two or three a day.