I haven’t really…
…blogged in a while, because I’ve been at that Missouri S&T program for the last week. We did some crazy engineering shit. Here’s the best stuff without punctuation to facilitate the typing: we soldered together an led dice we poured molten aluminum into handmade molds to make paperweights we irradiated metal at the campus nuclear reactor we built casings so that our eggs would survive 3-meter drops we did a research project and an essay both of which I won first place on we went on a photo scavenger hunt we thought we would get killed by tornadoes (fucking mid-west) we watched south park we walked all-over everywhere we took a look at human-powered vehicles and I almost got my ass ran over by the director of the summer programs while operating above-mentioned human-powered vehicles and we did a bunch of other things that I’ll talk about later. Peace out.
Song of the day: Transilvania by Iron Maiden
Chuck Norris fact: Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool’s head off.
It sounds like Missouri was excellent, dude! When you say that you built casings so that your eggs would survive a 3-meter drop, you are not talking about your balls, are you? Because that sounds painful.
Congrats on the first place wins! I am impressed that I even know your supersmart ass. What was your research project?
I hope you’re going to post pics of your paperweight and the other shit you made.
stoogepie said this on June 23, 2008 at 7:35 pm
what the hell is an S+T program?
ken said this on June 24, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Correct me if I’m wrong, Jess, but I think it stands for Satanism and Terrificness. Or maybe Science and Technology.
stoogepie said this on June 25, 2008 at 11:12 am
The second one, Stoogepie. Missouri S&T is the school, the actual program is MITE (minority introduction to technology and engineering).
Jesse said this on June 28, 2008 at 2:49 pm
We did the same thing in High School with the eggs only they were egg babies and we had to write birth stories for them and create photo albums and carry them around for a week without leaving them for a second and if you brought the thing back and it was in one piece you got an A.
I got an A because I am an eggcellent egg mommy.
Kristen said this on June 30, 2008 at 8:28 am
I can just imagine the breast feeding…
Jesse said this on June 30, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Brilliant!
BreceLopcen said this on August 3, 2008 at 10:09 am